celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued. 

joechacho:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

best-of-funny:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

X

cockchomp:

she wears short skirts i wear short skirts

we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you

sfux:

It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan